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I'll be with thee in a minute.
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You should see him!
A vision of splendour -
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clean shirt, black tie.
- Sure you've got the right house?
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Well, his knocker
came off in me hand.
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Oh, well, you've
got the right house!
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Well done, that boy!
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Ye gods - it's cinderella!
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Make a note. We have to get him
back by midnight.
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Thy don't like it?
Nonsense! We're impressed.
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Where'd you get it?
- Old jonesie's daughter.
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Madge gave it to you?
- Aye.
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I telled her I were
coming to t'funeral.
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She went white, disapeared inside the house
and fetched me jonesie's best suit.
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They were going to Bury him in it.
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And now, they've buried you in it.
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Tha don't like it!
Think it's going too far?
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Ofcourse we like it.
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It's the biggest local improvement
since they cleaned the town hall.
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I'm sorry, I can't get used to it.
I felt the same way about decimalisation.
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It looks tremendous!
Oh, I'm very proud of you.
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I'm much releved.
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I thought it was going to
be one of those funerals!
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I was dreading the bit about
"dust to dust, ashes to ashes."
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Well, tell me... dost tha think
this is going too far?
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Definitely.
- Not at all!
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We like it, we like it!
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You're sure it's not going too far?
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It looked better on old jonesie,
and he's dead!
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No, no, keep it on.
It's very proper. Shows respect.
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Good grief! I thought it was
old jonesie's ghost.
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Hey up, Nora lass.
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Gave me quite a turn.
I would, if I could, but tha turns me down.
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I hope we won't have no bother today.
- I live in 'ope, love.
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Tha's looking pretty tasty, Nora,
except for them stockings.
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Them wrinkled stockings!
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Keep your eyes off me legs.
Always on about me legs!
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I know it's a funeral, but tha don't
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have to wear
everything at half mast!
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I mean, look!
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Take him away! He might be
dressed up, but he's no better.
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No frolicking on this
solemn occasion.
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Old jonesie used to frolic.
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Nobody done more
frolicking the ol' jonesie!
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And in this very suit!
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Try and keep it under control.
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I wonder where old jonesie got it.
- Second hand, possibly, from Lloyd George.
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There could be a great leg under there,
if tha could only find it!
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Get away, you cheeky monkey!
Don't be so personal.
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Stop waving that collar about!
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Why do people wear such
daft things at funerals?
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They wear daft things at weddings.
Like promises.
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It's tight!
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So it should be. That collar
is traditional at funerals.
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Your not going there looking like
you've fallen off the back of a group!
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I'll have people coming at my funeral
with have open necks.
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Watch it, it'll be sooner than you think
if you don't leave that collar alone!
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What I don't understand is,
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why people should feel choked just because
they're burying somebody?
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It's not a burial, it's a cremation.
A assume you know what a cremation is?
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It's similar to what you did
to the toast this morning.
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I know what a cremation is.
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You'd think, when it's going to be warm,
people could have their collars up.
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I think I'd like to be cremated.
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Now he tells US, when he
knows nobody's got a match!
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Can't get over 'im in that bowler.
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It's gonna be one of
them weird days, I can tell.
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Madge said he
hardly ever wore it.
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You can see why, can't you?
It's very smart.
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It's the archetypal English head-dress.
He looks demented.
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Well... ye-es, he looks demented,
but smart and demented.
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I mean, it just doesn't look like him.
You regard that as a disadvantage, do you?
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I'll take it off then.
No, no!
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You won't take it off.
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You've done very well this morning.
Let's keep it up.
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Now, repeat after me:
"He looks very smart in his bowler."
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- He looks very smart in his bowler.
- Actually, he looks a prat...
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Ow-w!
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It got to Nora batty.
She liked it, you can tell.
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Fair enough.
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Where are you going?
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I won't be a minute.
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Come along, man, we haven't the time.
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In a minute!
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Bowler or not, he's still a bit wild.
They used to say that about Lloyd George.
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What's he doing?
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What does he think he is?
The jolly green midget?!
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Maybe he's looking for a
flower for his buttonhole.
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You gotta tell him,
it's not a wedding!
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What are you doing?
- I'm looking for Taffy.
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Your sure he is a fit person
to find if he lives under a shed?
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He's Welsh.
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I expect he's searching for
the perfect acoustics.
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Taffy's me Welsh ferret.
He went off last night.
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He comes down 'ere sometimes.
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Come on, taff! Come on out!
'Ere - Taffy!
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♪ There'll be a welcome
in the hillside... ♪
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We haven't got the time, man!
You can come back later.
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Little Welsh prat!
I'll kill 'im when 'e gets 'ome!
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Another thing they
said about Lloyd George!
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Now, come along.
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I hate losing a ferret.
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Especially a musical ferret.
- What's tha talkin' about musical ferret?
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You said he was Welsh.
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I only call him Welsh cos I
bought him from this Welsh bloke.
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I'm sorry about that.
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I was intrigued by the idea
of this musical ferret.
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Norman Clegg. - Yes?
Tha's a barm-pot!
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I'll second that.
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All right, I shall sulk, then.
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Hey, I've seen 'im!
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There 'e is!
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Got 'im! Did you see that?
'E were going to run away again.
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Who's a naughty little
Welsh rarebit, then, eh?
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We haven't time for
collecting ferrets.
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I'm not letting 'im go again.
- You haven't time to take him home.
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I'll take 'im with us.
-You can't take a ferret to a funeral!
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On behalf of the barm-pots, you
could, if it was a musical ferret.
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He'll be all right now he's had
'is little 'oliday.
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He'll be no bother, 'E's
smashed out of 'is mind.
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All 'e wants is a little ziz.
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Where'll you keep him?
- No problem!
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Right! You can take him as far as
the house, but once you get to the house,
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you'll put it in a dustbin or something,
until we get back from the funeral.
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I'm not putting any
ferret of mine in a dustbin!
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You'll have to find some place
to put it.
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It's not going to the funeral!
- Don't he get excited!
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What does life feel like
with a ferret on your head?
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More secure than having
it down your trousers!
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I hate these formal occasions!
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Oh... good grief! Oh!
It's only you!
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Only me?! That's charming, that is.
I'm your husband, woman!
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But you see, when ever I see a stranger
walking into my kitchen,
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me heart just about leaps through me hat.
- What stranger?
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You, in a suit.
- Very funny.
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It's like some dreadful
omen when you're in a suit.
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You'd look more at home
perched on some telegraph wires.
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In me own 'ome, I'm a stranger!
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I'm programmed to recognise
you in greasy overalls.
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I'm more comfy in me overalls.
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I suppose you'll want
burying in your overalls.
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Not till I'm dead.
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Are you nearly ready, mam? It's time.
We're ready. Where's Barry? Just behind me.
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'E was just behind me.
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Barry! 'E's coming. What's 'e doing?
Practising his funeral pace?
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I thought you were just behind me.
I was just behind you.
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How d'you do it, Barry?
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How d'you nearly get lost between
the backgate and the backdoor?
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You know how it is,
when you get to thinking.
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I was just thinking,
One of these mornings,
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people are going to be
coming to my funeral.
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You haven't finished
papering that kitchen yet!
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Are we all ready?
As ready as we'll ever be.
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Did I turn that oven off?
- You turned the oven off!
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Did you close that
upstairs window?
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I closed the upstairs window!
- Are you sure?
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Oh, mother!
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Look, somebody go upstairs
and check that window.
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Barry, go upstairs and check that window.
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You know what I'd like
before I die?
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I'd like to stroke a penguin.
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I bet that'd be really great -
a penguin.
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Have we left that telly plugged in?
You should never leave a telly plugged in.
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Leave it all to me,
If I don't do it, nobody does.
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We'd have three fires a
week if I left it all to him!
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Did I turn that kettle off?
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You turned the kettle off.
I'll just check.
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'Ow the devil is 'e going
to keep a penguin?!
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They're always sad
occasions for somebody.
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But at least he was 93,
and never very pleasant.
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He was so damn argumentative.
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Courage! Sheer, naked courage!
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She's been a brick with him, his daughter.
It's for her sake people are going, really.
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Barry... where's Barry?
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Barry!
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You said to go and
lock the upstairs window!
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How do, Harry! Lend us a quid, eh?
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Hello, Harry, how nice to see you!
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Find somewhere else to put it!
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I can't switch it over here!
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Keep it still till find
someplace that you can.
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What am I gonna do, norm?
- Tell them it's a self-raising hat.
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It's good of you all to come.
Would anybody like to look at him
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before we close the lid?
Thank you, madge, we'd like to very much.
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Come on then, love.
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You wanted a place to change
your ferret, didn't you?
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Take yer 'at off.
- Tha'd be sorry!
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Do you mind? Thanks very much.
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Take your hat off!
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There's not room to
take yer 'at off in here.
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Hello, Howard.
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Oh, it's you, Compo!
I can't see too well in this tight collar.
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Stop complaining, Howard!
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Take yer 'at off!
I'll see you later. Bring the groundsheet.
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You were in the war, Mr Simonite.
You must have travelled around a bit.
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Did you ever get near any penguins?
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In aldershot?!
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Hello, love, hello.
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I saw his hat move!
Did you see his hat move?
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It'll move if I get near 'im!
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That's another one who looks foreign in a suit.
- Don't start that again!
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I hate funerals!
Everybody hates funerals.
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But I hate funerals because often,
when you get 'ome,
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you find you've 'ad a good time!
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You 'ave a good look at him.
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He looks better than he's been for years.
I'll leave you with 'im.
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Listen, I'm not looking at him.
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There's no way I am
going to look at him.
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There wasn't all that much
pleasure it when he was alive.
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He won't hurt thee. You look at 'im.
No need. Just get rid of that ferret.
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Find somewhere
where it can't do any damage.
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She were exaggerating.
He don't look well.
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He's well enough
for where he's going.
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The radiogram! We can
pop him in the radiogram.
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Aye! Nobody will play records this morning.
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Got it! Hee-hee!
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What have you done with it?
I put it under 'ere.
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Where is he now?
He must have slipped away.
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Oh, my god!
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What's his name, again? Taffy? Taff! Taff!
He must be somewhere. He's not round 'ere.
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'E's not round 'ere, either.
Oh...! What? Eh?
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Have you been near the...?
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W... e... just a glance.
Oh, my god!
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Taffy! Taff! Taffy!
- Hurry up! Be quick about it.
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I'm trying.
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I'm still not looking.
- I'll kill 'im if he's in 'ere!
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We've got to tell somebody.
- I agree.
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We've got to tell somebody.
I'm not losing Taffy!
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Well, go on, tell somebody!
- We'll all do it.
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We're in this together.
- Not me! It's your own damned ferret.
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That's nice ain't it? - don't look at me.
Oh, another one. On me own, am I?
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Did you see him? In the book-case.
He must have slipped in there.
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Big reader, is he?
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Compulsive.
- My influence, mainly.
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Every time I look at 'im,
I see me dad in that suit.
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Was he very close to me dad?
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Er, nearly closer than you'd think.
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Come along.
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where is it?
- In me pocket. Oh.
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Will you stop wriggling?! He's trying to get out.
If he's getting out, I'm getting out!
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♪ All creatures great and small♪
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♪ all things wise and wonderful♪
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♪ the lord god made them all♪
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♪ each little flower that opens♪
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♪ each little bird that sings♪
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♪ he made their glowing colours♪
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♪ he made their tiny wings... ♪
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♪ ..All things brite and Beautiful... ♪
♪ All creatures great and small♪
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He's up me sleeve!
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Old jonesie would laugh if he was 'ere.
- He is here!
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♪ ..God made them high or lowly♪
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♪ and ordered their estate♪
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♪ all things bright and beautiful♪
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♪ all creatures great and small... ♪
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What's up with 'im?
Rheumatics, love, terrible rheumatics.
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What's he laughing for?
What's so funny about rheumatics?
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'Ow do!
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What're you doing with your jacket off?
I always get warm at funerals, love.
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Me, too! Leave your collar alone.
I wish it'd leave me alone.
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I think it's shrinking.
That's your head!
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Where are they taking him?
I don't think he's well.
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He seemed very
uncomfortable in church.
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With ideas like he's got, you're
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bound to feel
uncomfortable in church!
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I didn't hear you singing.
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I was singing.
Not as loud as you do in that old shed.
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No, not as loud as I do in the shed.
I sound like Elvis in that shed!
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I sound like a twit in church.
- Yes.
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Hello, Barry, glenda.
Hello, mrs batty.
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You haven't got a mint
or anything, have ya?
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I think Barry's got wind.
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you dont have to tell everybody.
It's nothing to be ashamed about, having wind.
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Why didn't you get the vicar
to announce it.
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Suck that slowly till it dissolves.
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I know how it feels!
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We're not going
to the crematori-ori-um, then?
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We've been to the church,
paid our respects.
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Tha didn't pay much.
I saw what tha put in that plate!
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It so happened, I didn't have any change.
- That's no change!
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Anyway, we've paid our
respects - ours... and Taffy's.
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He's a right little beggar, is our Taffy.
Aren't ya, Sonny?
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He's a right little beggar
who's going home.
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The thing I shall always remember about
jonesie's funeral was the vicar preaching.
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There was this... respectful hush.
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Just the vicar's voice and...
Silence in the pauses.
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And he said, "our dear departed,
beloved husband... and father..."
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And he went..
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We ought to have a drink to old jonesie.
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Not till you've got rid of that thing.
Don't bother about it.
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I suppose if it's been to church,
it could just as well go to a boozer.
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We can't not have a drink to old jonesie.
I still don't like it.
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Come on, Taffy!
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Come on, Taffy lad!
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Come on, you Welsh nit!
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